So if you have a tale to tell, in 2000 to 2500 words, bung them across to him at email@example.com, with the subject line "Fiction Submission." (Update: Sorry, forgot to mention the deadline. It's the 15th.)
You can tell him we sent you. If you buy us a drink when your story gets published. Coffee then?
And to those of you who are wondering what happened to the Stories at the Coffee Table results, hang on for a wee bit longer, pretty please. We know we're waaay behind schedule, but we should have the short list up by mid-month.